Unleash Your Inner Speed Pooper
Revolutionize your bathroom breaks with ShitFast. Because life's too short for slow shits.
Why Choose ShitFast?
Lightning Fast
In and out faster than you can say "fiber supplement"
Eco-Friendly
Save trees by spending less time on the throne
Poop Perfection
Achieve the perfect consistency every time
What Our Customers Say
"I used to spend hours on the toilet. Now I'm in and out in seconds!"
- Speedy Steve
"ShitFast changed my life. I've never felt so productive!"
- Efficient Emma
"I'm the envy of my office. No one can beat my bathroom break times!"
- Quick Quinn
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this medical advice?
Absolutely not! We're just here for shits and giggles.
Will I really poop faster?
Results may vary. But hey, positive thinking never hurt anyone's bowels!
Is this a real product?
Nope, it's just a parody. Please don't take it seriously!
Can I really buy you a coffee?
And we promise to drink it quickly to stay on brand.
Ready to Revolutionize Your Bathroom Breaks?
Join the movement and become a speed pooping champion today!